Wednesday, February 14, 2007

Housebreaking a New Puppy

Understanding what it means to housebreak a new puppy...

The important foundational understanding to housebreaking a new puppy is to recognize from the start that it’s your job. Yup, that’s it, you’re committed. Remember your wide-eyed kids promising to do everything to take care of him if they could just have one of those free puppies they were giving out in front of Kmart? “C’mon Mom, they’re free!” Admit it, you’ve been duped. You forgot to read the fine print that this promise only applies to the first week. Housebreaking a new puppy simply isn’t on a nine-year-old’s list of top ten things to do today. Not as if it’s on your list either, but the new puppy breaking loose on the house sure is on your list of top ten things not to do today.

Getting involved in the housebreaking of a new puppy...

Once you recognize that this is officially your task, the good news is that housebreaking a new puppy isn’t as bad as it seems, if you’ve got the right tools. To the common, uneducated layman, it would seem that housebreaking a new puppy would involve a gas mask, a full plastic biohazard suit, and a fire hose. People who take this route rave about how extensively it prepares them in case they ever need to deal with nuclear fallout in the local neighborhood. However, if you’re willing to forego such valuable preparation, we’re here to tell you that housebreaking a new puppy doesn’t have to be nearly so involved, or expensive.

Simplify the housebreaking of a new puppy...

If you’re unsure about housebreaking a new puppy in your home, look no further than the simple to use and affordable
Doggie Divot. Housebreaking a new puppy is a breeze using the compact and easy to clean Doggie Divot, in fact it will soon (possibly) cause you to regard housebreaking your new puppy as the highlight of your day! The Doggie Divot has already proven itself a relief in many homes, for canines and humans alike. Don’t worry, we won’t look down on you for using little Jimmy’s diapers in the meantime while the product ships. Housebreaking a new puppy has never been easier with Doggie Divot.

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